Anonymous; "Yea, I'm pretty sure there's two versions but I could be wrong!"

oh well then cool! 

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

Anonymous; "No no, you were correct. The clean version says phone! Dirty, not so much! :p"

oh, there’s a dirty version???? i looked up the lyrics on google and it says phone so i just thought that was the only version

sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 

in the mcfly song “five colors” i always thought the lyric was “i’d like to bone her ‘cause she puts me in the mood” i guess it’s not ‘bone’ after all…oops

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

remember good charlotte

I hope one day I can find someone who doesn’t completely screw me over in one way or another

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here