Harry had so much potential

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

my roommate is so drunk I’m just grateful she didn’t puke on me in the car

harry styles cut YOUR GODDAMN HAIR

oomshi:

my inspirational words to all of you:

dont fuck it up

guy troubles are SO STUPID. don’t let guy troubles RUN YOUR LIFE. learn to love yourself and your friends because you don’t need ANYONE ELSE to make you happy

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

I’m totally not inebriated

I’m totally not inebriated

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

Anonymous; "I really hope you're ok bc you're kind of my fave ok? :("

i’m definitely not okay as of right now, but i will be eventually. thanks for caring <3

idontcareaboutyourblog:

One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Remember it the next time you toss about the words in column 3.

idontcareaboutyourblog:

One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Remember it the next time you toss about the words in column 3.

tanpom:

if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I would never even entertain the thought of doing something that could really hurt one of my friends. I just wish they’d extend the courtesy back to me.

diecucumber:

This baby goat is having the time of its freaking life